Back to Blogging

Well if there was ever a long layoff, this was it. I think my last post was at least 4 years ago. I'll have to check.

Anyway, life has taken me full circle back to Texas and back to my husband who is the father of my three older kids.

And my new 8 month old.

Yeh, I got a new baby.

What was I thinking? 

Duh. Of course I wasn't. Who does??

Anyway, I adore the little Savage- officially named Uryjah Leyon- and he runs the house as babies are known to do.

RahRah as we call him, is the main reason why I am getting back to blogging because I am currently full-time employed tho working from home (explain later) and I am becoming a bit.. resentful.. of the time that job takes away from me being with RahRah.

So, I have been looking for something I can do that will replace the income (plus Benefits!!) so I can keep him with me and work a sporadic when-I-wanna schedule. 

When my elder kids where babies I spent too much time and money on work from home online scams trying to do exactly this. I wanted to work at home, support them and be around for them, but back then, scams were SO much the norm, it was damn near impossible. 

FYI.. If you read any of my previous stuff you now I spent some time as a phone sex operator and did a lil video. 

I ain't that sexy no more. We are knocking on middle age and I am NOT a cougar. Hubby digs me but of course, he would. 

Eventuality  I got out and got a "real job" and I've pretty much had one since with very little time betwixt. 

And I have missed so much of my younger boys' lives it makes me so sad. I do not want to miss any more, and I don't want to be Absentee Mom anymore. So I started looking for Something Else.

I'm still in the starting stages but I think I might have found that Something Else in Alan Cosen's Income Jack program.

I won't get into all the details here but suffice it say this guy has been through what I have been through and he had the means and the drive to get off the WageSlave Wagon and has made it possible for others -like me!- to join him.

How much is it? 
You got $20.00? No? 
No worries. He'll give it to you.

Or.. I will.....

You see, IncomeJack is a program that is designed to overcome all the objections of

Why I Can't Do It.

1.Money

2 Time

(^^Those are my personal reasons up there ^^)
3 Experience
4 Access

5 Knowledge

Every single one of those reasons is addressed and dealt with. He makes it impossible for you NOT to succeed unless you decide you don't want to. Consciously or subconsciously, we all psych ourselves out on taking a chance like this. But Alan removes that risk. He negates the objections before they arise.

Wanna see?

Check out this video.

I'll upload it in the blog too, just in case. 

Let me know when you're ready.   

Think Before You Speak!!

Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
Immediately take the words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
He knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
Passed by a store that sold a
Variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
The boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
My sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
My toddler decided to release
Some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
Her after receiving looks of disgust
And annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
Kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
Walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
So of course I checked
My seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny
Had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
And he said 'No'
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
Bent over, spread his cheeks
And yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
In the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
The day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
Turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
and remember
we all say things we don't really mean,

If Abbot & Costello Were ALive Today...

If Abbott and Costello were alive today…

Even if you’re not old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, you’re probably aware of their timeless “Who’s on First?” baseball sketch. But imagine what that same skit would be like in the 21st century?





Legendary comedy duo Abbott and Costello

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today…it might sound something like this…

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know.. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’………….

For SL Builders: Using The Grid *VIDEO*

I spend most of my time building stuff in SL. Here's a video that explains the fine points of using the grid. Good stuff for aspiring builders like myself.

Linden Labs Founder Philip Rosedale

Interviewed in July 2008 about the impact of virtual worlds and the internet on Second Life.